Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Story Of Bryce Harper And His Free Chipotle Burritos For Life Is just a FILTHY LIE

Two days, before, we learned that Bryce Harper had waltzed his way into a free Chiptole burritos for life card: It was mildly disturbing, the entire rich get richer point, but usually a on the radar. Not for Big League Stew, though a they reached out to Chipotle to analyze further and suss out greater detail, only to find out a traumatic truth: Bryce Harper is a large fat LIAR. Because those burritos arenat for a lifetime, as it works out. Itas only a one-year package, and next year come this time around, Harper will need to pay the total nine dollars and change for that firmly covered mess of Mexican wonders. And yet another $2.25 for that additional glob of guacamole. Everything is bought by sexy doesnat, seemingly. In Harperas security, the card isnat the clearest: aBryce Harperas Burrito Carda could be some of those advantages things deals where ingesting enough dark beans gets a totally free handful to you of chicken, or anything. But we think there was some sort of pre-card-handout conversation, and so weare not quite ready to let him off the land. So why would Harper lie about something so boring? Jealous of Abby Wambach, probably. The gold card was got by her. [Twitter, Big League Stew]

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